Me, last night, curling up in bed, eagerly awaiting my Amazon.com delivery: "I get to read a new JK Rowling book tomorrow!!!"
My husband: "Oh you're just happy as a clam, aren't you?"
Me: "I am! Only I'm not sure clams can read."
Him: "No eyes."
Him: "Audio books?"
Me: "I don't think they have ears either."
Him: "Clam braille."
Me: "Do they have fingers?"
Him: "They could use their feet. The meat inside the clam is called a foot. That's how they move around you know, look it up."
Me: "Huh. Okay, I guess I am happy as a clam."
New JK Rowling! FREAK OUT!