Introducing Guest Freaker: THE CRUSHER

Yeah, we've been a little quiet lately. Hey, in case you didn't notice, there's an election going on and we live in OHIO. We're busy deciding the fate of the whole country over here people, give us a minute.

But meanwhile, fear not, freakers! Just when you were almost bored with us, here we go introducing a new feature to our freakish lineup! It's THE CRUSHER. Cloaked in freakishly fashionable secrecy, The Crusher is about to blow your mind with well reasoned, numbered breakdowns of awesomeness. Can you handle it???

Brace yourself for.....

THE CRUSHER'S BREAKDOWN: Chicken Wallpaper

Why this is brilliant:

1. Chickens

2. Up to date, midcentury-influenced, clean lines, yet with charming reference to old fashioned country kitchens

3. Design is related to dense leafy florals in the way the chickens' back ends are stylized

And 4. CHICKENS.

BOOM! FEEL THE CRUSH!!!